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Mystery, however, does not care at all

Mystery, however, does not care at all

Riley doesn’t want me to move.

Riley doesn’t want me to move.

verusirae:

JI-KUN HAS PAINTED EGGS FOR NOBLE GARDEN.

verusirae:

JI-KUN HAS PAINTED EGGS FOR NOBLE GARDEN.

(Source: captain-pessimistic)

sahtra:

CAN’T HANDLE IT

(Source: teepublic.com)

shithowdy:

My disco priest has hit Outland levels! The new class joining the ranks always brings such a joy.
Being new to a class means not having a firm grasp of its mechanics. Mistakes are forgivable. Mistakes are inevitable. Driving four other people to consider plowing their heads through their computer monitors because you can’t be bothered to read your abilities’ tooltips or act like a civil human being is why our ancestors gave us vodka. Every class is guilty of many of these sins in their own way, but none so famous as the freshly-risen death knight.
Strap on your heirlooms and pull up your shot glass: it’s time to spam dungeons and get alcohol poisoning, because this is the Outland Dungeon DK Drinking Game.

TAKE A DRINK IF:

They are from Moon Guard (US) with a tacky, erotic name (eg; “Futanatrixx”) (Take an extra drink if a female Draenei or Worgen)
They have a meme-inspired name (eg; “Wowsuchfrost”)
They’re AFK at the dungeon entrance and only come back when the group begins asking if they’re there
They consistently lag 100 yards behind the rest of the group, only to show up and drop a Death and Decay once everything is already dead
They roll on healing plate
They spam Icy Touch at range
Over 80% of their damage dealt is from melee white hits and the healer has done more overall damage just from shooting off offensive spells in their downtime

TAKE TWO DRINKS IF:

Death Grip is a part of their DPS rotation
They are Unholy, but don’t have a ghoul.
Their method of pulling as a tank is “run into a group, stand still for two seconds, then icy touch a single mob”
They’re wearing heirlooms and doing significant damage, but demand the first-timer tank do “bigger pulls”
They link Recount in party chat (take two every time!)
They deem the tank too slow and pull ahead or extra (take a shot if this causes a wipe)
You’re the only non-death knight in the group

TAKE A SHOT IF:

They’re DPSing in Blood Presence
They’re tanking in Frost Presence
They’re tanking without Death and Decay, Blood Boil, or diseases and the healer pulls HoT aggro from everything but their single target
They start bragging about their main when nobody asked
They slowly keyboard-turn in confusion if their aggro is lost, despite being otherwise trigger-happy with death grip
Friendly aggro-holding or damage-dealing advice from party members is met with, “This is low level; it doesn’t matter” or hostility
You kick them and get another DK
Good luck and have fun in your Outland leveling experience!

shithowdy:

My disco priest has hit Outland levels! The new class joining the ranks always brings such a joy.

Being new to a class means not having a firm grasp of its mechanics. Mistakes are forgivable. Mistakes are inevitable. Driving four other people to consider plowing their heads through their computer monitors because you can’t be bothered to read your abilities’ tooltips or act like a civil human being is why our ancestors gave us vodka. Every class is guilty of many of these sins in their own way, but none so famous as the freshly-risen death knight.

Strap on your heirlooms and pull up your shot glass: it’s time to spam dungeons and get alcohol poisoning, because this is the Outland Dungeon DK Drinking Game.

TAKE A DRINK IF:

  • They are from Moon Guard (US) with a tacky, erotic name (eg; “Futanatrixx”) (Take an extra drink if a female Draenei or Worgen)
  • They have a meme-inspired name (eg; “Wowsuchfrost”)
  • They’re AFK at the dungeon entrance and only come back when the group begins asking if they’re there
  • They consistently lag 100 yards behind the rest of the group, only to show up and drop a Death and Decay once everything is already dead
  • They roll on healing plate
  • They spam Icy Touch at range
  • Over 80% of their damage dealt is from melee white hits and the healer has done more overall damage just from shooting off offensive spells in their downtime

TAKE TWO DRINKS IF:

  • Death Grip is a part of their DPS rotation
  • They are Unholy, but don’t have a ghoul.
  • Their method of pulling as a tank is “run into a group, stand still for two seconds, then icy touch a single mob”
  • They’re wearing heirlooms and doing significant damage, but demand the first-timer tank do “bigger pulls”
  • They link Recount in party chat (take two every time!)
  • They deem the tank too slow and pull ahead or extra (take a shot if this causes a wipe)
  • You’re the only non-death knight in the group

TAKE A SHOT IF:

  • They’re DPSing in Blood Presence
  • They’re tanking in Frost Presence
  • They’re tanking without Death and Decay, Blood Boil, or diseases and the healer pulls HoT aggro from everything but their single target
  • They start bragging about their main when nobody asked
  • They slowly keyboard-turn in confusion if their aggro is lost, despite being otherwise trigger-happy with death grip
  • Friendly aggro-holding or damage-dealing advice from party members is met with, “This is low level; it doesn’t matter” or hostility
  • You kick them and get another DK

Good luck and have fun in your Outland leveling experience!

hamsterloki:

jaraxxus:

fucking pro fighter here

I still love this

hamsterloki:

jaraxxus:

fucking pro fighter here

I still love this

havemotorcycle-willtravel:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP READING CALIPERS THAT BADLY 

havemotorcycle-willtravel:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP READING CALIPERS THAT BADLY 

(Source: bewareofmpreg)

(Source: pleasestopbeingsad)

I am not looking forward to opening tomorrow.

It’s been a looooongg time.

(Source: chnspine)

melodiesofmayhem:

crab-cakes:

kexx:

officer1bdi:

hannasnonsense:

Telling someone they’re not good enough is not okay

Telling someone they’re not good enough is not okay


I don’t care if you’re joking. I don’t care if you think ‘It will push them to work harder.’ Because it isn’t a joke, and it will not always make someone want to work harder to prove you wrong.

Sometimes they accept it as a fact, then they live with a mindset of “Why try when I’m just going to fail?”

It’s not okay.

GPOY

I remember acing my AP European History test and being ecstatic about it until I told my father and he shrugged it off like it was nothing. Then I felt terrible for feeling so proud of myself.

This sort of shit fucks people up man. Perfectionism is not something that can be obtained and it is a horrible, negative schema to get stuck in. No matter how well I did it was never good enough for my mom. “Go get involved! (when I was younger)” “Well now that you’re involved now I have to drive you places…” “Man Tae Kwon Do is getting pretty expensive” “Why would you quit? You quit everything! You’re a quitter.” “Omg why’d you get a B?” “Oh you got all As…eh.” Currently going through therapy to get over this mentality. 

"Everyone else can do this, why can’t you?" "You’re just being lazy, you need to work harder." "No, don’t give me excuses. You failed because you didn’t care enough." "You let yourself fail. You should have seen your partner’s behavior and taken the work load all onto yourself. You let that happen and you let yourself fail." "College is so important and you have to go" ( "I mean, sometimes some people aren’t cut out to go to college." ) "I know you’re capable of more than a C, so why aren’t you doing better." "You’re not trying hard enough to get a job. People probably haven’t called you back because your hair is a strange color" (fyi, it was a sandy blonde). "Why can’t you just do things my way for once."

There’s more where that came from, but I think you get the point. The hilarious part is that my mom always asks “You should come talk to me if you have any problems, okay honey?” Yeah, okay. That’s exactly what I’m going to do after 20 some odd years of that.

THIS. tHIS. THis. This. THIS. this. this x infinity cause this shit is stupid and needs to be stopped and wow.

(Source: 8bitgoat)